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It's 12 days before Christmas but for Bella and I, its HOLY HOLIDAY ESCAPADE. We celebrate LIGHT because all the holidays have a light theme to it. I'm ahead of the game this year as I wanted to experience it all with some traditions and doing some new ones. Below are the dates to help you savor it all and be relaxed sturdiness, present, and expansive, LAUGHING ALL THE WAY! (Cue Jingle Bells Rock!)

Below is a story for you to spread holiday cheer to all your social functions, it's my off sense of humor you don't always see. (You can be 2 things at the same time! I'm a temple and a disco ball 🛕🪩) Also some healthy mouth watering holiday food options. You haven't missed anytime yet and YOU ARE NOT BEHIND!

I hope this gets you back to center and reclaiming yourself. Make December MATTER with what you want choose to do to who you are now and who you are becoming. Smile and Laugh at all the things...I feel it too so intensely

😻December Energetic Dates

12/12 Portal

12/14 -12/22 Hanukkah

12/19 New moon in Sagittarius

12/21 Winter Solistice

12/22 Angel Day

12/24 Christmas Eve

12/25 Christmas

12/26 Kwanza

12/31-1/1 New Years

01/06/2026 - 3 Kings Day (this is really Christmas as it is when the 3 kings gave baby Jesus his gifts)

💖A LIGHT HEARTED NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS from my shaman Keith

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT:

At this time of the year and all through the house, not a creature is stirring, not even a mouse. Please call an exterminator.

Mice are extremely dirty and carry scary diseases, even when they are not stirring. If you hang stockings by the chimney, even hung with care, in hopes that St Nicholas soon would be there, this is dangerous as the stockings are flammable and can catch fire. Either get yourself an electric log or increase your home fire insurance.

If you actually hope that St Nicholas will soon be there, that's really wrong on two levels.

1. You are delusional. You need to seek professional help.

2. You're hoping for a home invasion.

If your children are nestled, all snug in their beds, while visions of sugar plums dance in their heads, please, I'm begging you to have your children drug tested. This is not a "vision" of sugar plums, this is a drug-induced hallucination.

If you go to bed in a kerchief or a cap and settle down for a long winter’s nap, dressed like that, there will be no more children for you. Please try shopping at Victoria's Secrets or Good Devil Mens Wear.

If out on your lawn, there arises such a clatter that you spring from the bed to see what is the matter. Away to the window, you fly like a flash, to tear open the shutters and throw up the sash.

If in front of your wondering, eyes should appear, a miniature sleigh with eight tiny reindeers, you see St Nick with his eyes as they twinkled, his dimples, how merry, his nose like a cherry, you really need to check yourself before you wreck yourself!

Think back what you have consumed and drank before you went to bed that night. Did you go to the dispensary? Have you been drinking way too much eggnog or holiday punch?

Are you taking the whole pill that your psychologist prescribed or are you cutting your pills in half again to try to save money?

These are important questions to ask yourself before you call 911 to report a man in a sled pulled by tiny reindeers has just landed in your yard or on your roof. Believe me when I tell you this, there are no tiny reindeers, no sled or a fat man dressed in red. The nice police officers will take you from your home. There will be an investigation and perhaps a 72-hour Psych hold.

Merry Christmas to all! And to all a good night...

🪩FUN HOLIDAY GAME FOR EVERYONE TO INCREASE PROSPERITY

For your gatherings, this is a great one. We did this two years ago at Christmas.

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📷Let go for the perfect picture

🕍Some popular holiday recipes from The Blender Girl website.

SOUPS: For holiday soups, my show-stopper is the Thai Pumpkin Soup. You can also make this recipe with orange-flesh sweet potatoes.

SIDES: I will often volunteer to bring a side dish. Number #1 is always the Lemon Garlic Green Beans with Almonds. and the Scalloped Potatoes. Nobody will ever know there is not dairy in them!

SALADS: The Caesar Salad and Orange Quinoa Salad are big winners.

DESSERT: First choice is always the Damp Lemon Almond Cake. Then, Cranberry Lemon Cheesecake or Chocolate Orange Cake. I do NOT like to spend hours in the kitchen making desserts, and all three of these can be made in less than 30 minutes hands-on time.

SWEET TREATS: Hands down, I always take are the Maple Cinnamon Pecans. Why? Because they are crazy-amazing and taste just like "regular treats", but because they are SUPER EASY and keep in sealed containers for weeks. So, I double and triple batch the recipe and can take the same thing to several different parties. (Yep, let's work smarter not harder.)

In Service and Solidarity,

Thuy "twee"

Muse | Spiritual Ninja | Chief Happiness Officer

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