Reader Mondays are moon days and can be hard...I'm here to serve you awareness, protection, ease, peace, laughs, and delicious food! 🙏💃🤗🤓🔔😋

My soulful solution: light and deep introspection out of left field. Life has to be joyful and deep. If it was deep all the time, we couldn't handle it.

Last Friday I shared a Twisted twist on the night before Christmas. I then had AI do it for the "modern" times. I laughed because it's short and sweet!!! I hope it helps you to take things in this week being more relaxed and expansive.

😜A LIGHT-HEARTED NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT:

’Tis the season — and yes, something is stirring. If it isn’t a toddler, it’s probably a rogue mouse. Consider hiring an exterminator unless you enjoy surprise fur tumbleweeds in your pantry.

If you hang stockings by the chimney with care, remember: paper, pine, and tinsel are flammable. Swap for battery-operated LED candles, or increase your home insurance and your sense of adventure.

If you’re secretly counting on St. Nick to slide down your chimney and solve your life, bless you — and also:

1) Santa is not a home-delivery life coach.

2) If you hear jingling, check the camera before you open the door.

If the kids are nestled all snug in their beds while visions of sugar plums dance in their heads, maybe also check the cookie plate and the sugar stash. Sugar-fueled hallucinations are a thing at 9 p.m. on December 23rd — not every glittery vision is miraculous.

If you go to bed in a kerchief or cap and settle down for a “long winter’s nap,” remember: some things look

adorable in theory and tragic in the morning. Consider swapping the nightcap for something that won’t be featured in a family group chat at dawn.

If out on the lawn there arises such a clatter that you spring from your bed to see what’s the matter, don’t immediately assume a miniature sleigh with eight tiny reindeer. First: check your phone for blinds-waker texts. Second: check your drink. Eggnog and holiday punch are sneaky story-starters.

If St Nick should appear with his eyes all twinkled and his cheeks like a rose, give him a compliment, ask about travel insurance, then offer a hot cocoa. But maybe don’t invite him to rearrange your schedule for next year.

Before you dial 911 to report a sleigh on the roof, run through the checklist: did you take a nap or a sleeping pill? Did you forget you put the inflatable reindeer on the porch? Are you operating on three hours of sleep, three deadlines, and three children named “Why”?

If there are no sleigh bells, no tiny reindeer, and no rosy-cheeked intruder, the nice neighborhood watch will be relieved. If there is a person in red—well, usher them to the cocoa and ask for ID.

Merry-ish Christmas to all, and to all a slightly more organized night. Now go wrap one present with your eyes open — or at least put a Netflix show on low and pretend you’re being productive.

Share this with a fellow exhausted elf who needs a laugh. 🧝

😻December Energetic Dates & Clearings Tools

This week is full of portals with so many doors closing and openings. I've been doing lots of space clearings and the main thing I do is set the hexagram and the hallways. These are your frequency towers.

Below are the dates and my space clearing tools. Be aware and shift the energy to attract it to you! This does not mean your life will be rainbows and butterflies. It will make you ride out the waves with more enjoyment! It makes you better at life.

12/14 -12/22 Hanukkah

12/19 New moon in Sagittarius

12/21 Winter Solistice

12/22 Angel Day

12/24 Christmas Eve

12/25 Christmas

12/26 Kwanza

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🪩FUN HOLIDAY GAME FOR EVERYONE TO INCREASE PROSPERITY

For your gatherings, this is a great one. We did this two years ago at Christmas.

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🕍Some popular holiday recipes from The Blender Girl website.

SOUPS: For holiday soups, my show-stopper is the Thai Pumpkin Soup. You can also make this recipe with orange-flesh sweet potatoes.

SIDES: I will often volunteer to bring a side dish. Number #1 is always the Lemon Garlic Green Beans with Almonds. and the Scalloped Potatoes. Nobody will ever know there is not dairy in them!

SALADS: The Caesar Salad and Orange Quinoa Salad are big winners.

DESSERT: First choice is always the Damp Lemon Almond Cake. Then, Cranberry Lemon Cheesecake or Chocolate Orange Cake. I do NOT like to spend hours in the kitchen making desserts, and all three of these can be made in less than 30 minutes hands-on time.

SWEET TREATS: Hands down, I always take are the Maple Cinnamon Pecans. Why? Because they are crazy-amazing and taste just like "regular treats", but because they are SUPER EASY and keep in sealed containers for weeks. So, I double and triple batch the recipe and can take the same thing to several different parties. (Yep, let's work smarter not harder.)

In Service and Solidarity,

Thuy "twee"

Muse | Spiritual Ninja | Chief Happiness Officer

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